Star Traks: BorgSpace 2.0 - The Assimilated Generation

In the universe of Alan Decker's Star Traks (and its spinoffs), misfits of the Federation find themselves serving on the Secondprize, Explorer, and Banshee, or are shuffled off to Waystation at the edge of explored space. The Traks parodies follow the age-old tradition of military organizations to build omega squads and then fill them with square pegs and other inconveniences.

The Borg PR department would like all species to believe that the Borg are different...there is no such thing as an imperfect drone. The four thousand members of Exploratory-class Cube #347 (and three thousand upon Lugger-class Cube #238) would beg to differ. Forever sent on low-priority tasks, the imperfectly assimilated of the Borg empire weave their way through space, trying to become closer to the One...and failing miserably.

The BorgSpace author apologizes for the long delay in getting the latest BorgSpace installment posted. She could mumble something along the lines that it was actually done a month ago, but then came the visit from a relative, then maybe it began to get nice and the garden cried out for work, but those would all be excuses. Good excuses, perhaps, but excuses nonetheless. Ready the trumpets, for those few readers that occasionally stop by on the off chance of an update, there is progress! Progress in the form of a new story! Eventually the finale of the BorgSpace Cube #238 mini-series will appear, but until then, all will have to be satisfied with Something Shiny This Way Comes in which Sensors learns that not all sparkly rocks are worth the trouble to acquire. Of course, such a learning experience won't stick in the long run, but perhaps it will make an impression for a couple of hours.

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As usual, the concept of "posting schedule" is very much irrelevant.

Still in the grand litterbox of life are: (1) [New] Attempting to convert archived series into eBook format(s); (2) the BorgSpace counter, and any other .cgi page which became even more broken when the server was updated; (3) the BorgSpace section of the Star Traks wikipedia; (4) the long-promised forever-and-ever game; and (5) the BorgSpace Project. Everything will happen as it happens. It is somewhat likely that #1 (and #2 and #3) may occur in the sorta-near future. Or, maybe not. Shiny objects are distracting, especially when cloaked in a temporal phenomenon.

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